Piero della Francesca: Augustinian Nun (1454)
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
my dads refusing to pay the money he is legally obligated to, lol, so i asked him for some cash for groceries but he said “no. ill take you grocery shopping” well the jokes on him because i only wanted $250 but today were going to the store and im going to keep filling shopping carts $5,000 worth of chips ahoy and im going to keep filling carts he realizes how much easier it is to just give me money.
Chunk takes his education very seriously.