February 2012
i remember once my neighbor didnt believe me when i told her adam lambert was gay so i had to pull up like 20 pictures of him passionately ravishing other dudes and she’d be like “NO THEYRE JUST FRIENDS I DONT BELIEVE IT NO STOP YOURE LYING” then she deleted all his music off her ipod because she hated gays
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i like digital art because you can delete everything in one second and it will be lost in cyberspace forever never to be seen by another being ever again
i googled one of my art teachers and he has pictures of gi joe dolls having sex on his website
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i found my dad in my room alone blasting my chemical romance
naruto meetup
my house, tomorrow
bring your own food we will watch naruto for 16 hours and you are allowed 1 bathroom break
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this is my first time doing something like this, she whispered seductively into the ear of the patient on the operating table
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big-throbbing-teenage-cock asked: r u a troll!!!>!>!?!?!?!1
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you think your better than me huh. just because you can do things better than me and are better looking than me and more popular with more friends. but guess what, imgoing to be the hokage soon. then ill be popular. i will have all the girls and the money. people will compliemnt me every day and then i will make you banished somewhere like the village hidden in my ass.
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taiomifox asked: Wait... Whut... is this, Exactly?
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whosthisdouchefag asked: are you really naruto or are you only half naruto or something
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raccoonception:
neyruto:
i never even knew more than 20 people lived in canada
the population is about 30 million (maybe more?? less???)
r u ok
the population of what, geese
“We seek someone who loves porn and gay sex to learn how to operate a camera,...”
– i foudn a job